Bride's Maids and Men

 

 

Dannelly Brown

Dannelly is my own personal southern belle. We all call her dweeb because her initials are DWB. Dannelly hates it when I say 'whatever' because she knows I'm secretly being passive aggressive, and she no longer lets me get away with it. She keeps me honest as there is no pretending when she is in the room. She loves hugs, lots of beer, and ice cream, and normally in that order. She calls me on all my crap and I call her on hers. She is emotionally constipated but one day she will learn to love. She also is impossibly hopeless in the kitchen and will wait for you to cook something and then look forlorn and pout until you feed her, but that's part of what makes her so lovable. Dannelly lives in San Diego and works for NASSCO sea testing all those big boats the Navy orders.

 

Conchita Cruz

Conchita is probably my oldest friend. We have a really long, complicated history involving prank phone calls in London, homemade pad thai, her giving me all her inappropriate CDs, sleepovers at her house, robotics, etc. The list could literally go on forever. We first met sitting next to each other on the bus to Sea Camp in 7th grade, and she shared her rice krispy treat with me. I love how we can quickly catch up months and years of our lives over dinner and I look forward to seeing her every time I come home. Conchita is little Miss Washington DC now and lives there working as a legislative aide for Congressman Jared Polis on immigration and foreign policy issues. My favorite part about Conchita is how her life plan changes so immensely every time I speak to her (4 months ago she was going to graduate school in Spain. Now, not so much).

 

Francine Shammami

Francine (Frankie) was one of the first people I met at Michigan. She was friends with a girl in my hall and in most of my classes too. As I got to know her, I began to love her easily-manipulable Catholic guilt complex, her constant staring off in to space, and her whining when we went to the bar and she couldn't because she is 2 years younger than all of us. I've lived with her pretty much all through college and she understands me in an deeply intuitive way. I have few memories of Michigan that don't involve her. My favorite part about Frankie is how she cleans the house aggressively when she is upset. She now lives in Seattle and works for Microsoft doing secret X-Box things that she can't tell me about.
 

 

Gabriela Alonso

Gabi is the easiest person to open up to. I have known her almost as long as I've known Conchita, from way back in middle school at Carrollton. I found a note she wrote to me the other day for my birthday in 9th grade and it made me cry; she is an inspiration in kindness and patience. We have so many amazing memories together, my favorite of which is probably spending an entire evening at Sunset Place talking in British accents. Much of our recent relationship has been spent trying to decide on a career for Gabi (I suggested a dolphin trainer at Sea World, which I think she seriously considered for awhile). Gabi's ability to "go with flow" is something I admire tremendously, until it's time for her to decide on a movie and she can't make a decision! Gabi is recently engaged to Miguel and I am enjoying having someone to commiserate with about wedding planning in Miami. She is currently getting her Masters in Human Resources and working full time too.
 

 

Carolina Astigarraga

Caro is my fellow nerd and secretly she knows it's true! I had nerd jealousy when she got an internship at Wired Magazine, which was the coolest thing ever, especially when she got to sit in on an interview with Trent Reznor. She loves Star Wars but still has totally normal social skills, it's amazing. I've known her for as long as I've known Gabi. We always hung out together in a group and would get up to no good, as witnessed by that amazing Halloween we had which ended up with us covered in flour, dressed in Gabi's sister's dress-up clothes, in a big wheels, rolling down the street and singing at 2 AM. Totally normal weekend for us. I miss Caro's amazing sarcasm and her sense of humor.

 

Maggie Myers

Maggie was and continues to be a total shock to my sense of political correctness. I met her in my first Civil Engineering class and secretly hated her because she had such pretty dresses. As I got to know her though, and realized what an awesomely outspoken individual she was, I couldn't help but love her. She says out loud what we are all thinking, even when it's totally inappropriate and you can't help but cringe. I have immense respect for her ability to be completely honest and utterly loyal. I was a bridesmaid in Maggie's wedding this past summer and I am happy to return the favor! Maggie lives with her husband, John, in Royal Oak where she works designing city planning, traffic circles, and other fun stuff.

 

Dylan Arnold

Dylan is my amazingly cool little brother who I still call Bug. I take some credit for the way he turned out though because I made sure he listened to Nirvana when he was a baby. He plays the French Horn and is a self-professed band geek, which is great because I love listening to him play, even though I can still hear those same 25 notes from Till Eulenspiegel in my sleep. He also is a very good long jumper and likes playing ultimate frisbee. When he is not plotting to overrun medieval Europe, he enjoys watching Germany play soccer and graduating from high school. Dylan will be attending Penn State in the fall and I am SO excited to have another reason to watch Big Ten football.

Groom's Men and Maids

 

 

Thomas Schroeder III

Tommy is the life of the party. At the last couple family weddings, we have all been immensely entertained by his dance moves (which you can see in the picture to the left). He is a student at Florida International University working on multiple degrees in History, Business, and Spanish and playing Volleyball whenever he gets a chance. He lives three blocks from South Beach which makes us very jealous when it's thirty below here in the winter. Tommy also works teaching kids how to swim and likes to tease us when Ohio State beats Michigan. We ignore him when he does this!

 

Andrew Schroeder

Andrew wasn't doing too well at Christmas so we had to make him wear a helmet so he didn't hurt himself. Actually that's the furry hat that Kyle got him this past Christmas, even though he lives in Texas! He said he is going to use it to dress up as a lumberjack next Halloween. Andrew works for Sogeti in Dallas helping businesses assess and plan for their IT needs and reorganize to be more efficient. He also recently took up  triathalons and we have amazing arguments about our political differences (*ahem* Obama won *ahem*). Andrew went to the University of Florida, and he also enjoys teasing us when Michigan loses, except we beat Florida last time we played so it doesn't matter!

 

Anna Schroeder

Anna is the baby of the family. She is going into her senior year at Palmetto Senior High School this fall, which is the same school we both attended and also where we met. She is currently in the process of convincing her parents to get her a car! She is into all the normal teenage things, like Twilight, the Jonas Brothers, and loving her cat Brutus, who Kyle teasingly refers to as Turkey because he is so fat. Anna is an avid swimmer and is on the swim team at Palmetto, as well as swimming outside of school. She is looking forward to attending the same school Kyle did, the University of Central Florida, in the future when she graduates.

 

Amy Schneider

Amy is all things creative and does her creative thing at Korres Natural Products in New York, where she works as the Brand Manager (all those cool displays at Sephora, that's all Amy). Jenna loves this because it means she gets lots of awesome samples! Amy lives with her husband Steve in New York and they also have an amazingly cute Shiba Inu puppy named Kaya. In her spare time, Amy is taking design classes,  golf lessons, and generally living it up in New York. Point in fact, Amy recently got to attend the James Beard awards ceremony, for which Jenna was extremely, extremely, jealous!

 

Abigail Johnston

Abigail (Abi) was married last August to Elliot, hence the beautiful picture. She is the oldest in the family and takes care of the rest of the us when we get into trouble. Kyle lived with her in Orlando during his undergraduate days, so he knows how best to annoy her! Abi works for the Marks law firm in Orlando practicing family law while also getting her Masters in Curriculum and Instruction. Abi and Elliot are looking forward to starting a family in the near future and Jenna is very excited to have a baby to buy clothes and toys for and generally spoil rotten.

 

Lee Keller

Lee and Kyle suffered through their undergraduate at the University of Central Florida together. He currently lives on the West Coast with his wife, Kate, and their beautiful son Noah. They also have one more on the way! Lee works for the Navy as an engineer on their nuclear submarines doing very serious things, so he is often gone for months at a time, but he and Kyle keep in touch by email. In Lee's spare time he is training to get his pilot's license. Lee and Kyle have big plans to start their own brewery/nuclear robot/engineering design company someday. Lee could be on a sub during our wedding so we are crossing our fingers that he is able to celebrate with us.

  Younggon Kim

Younggon (Young) and Kyle worked together at the Florida Space Institute at UCF on cool MAGLEV launch assist stuff (magnetic launching of the space vehicles). He will undoubtedly be the best Starcraft player at the wedding as he got lots of practice destroying Kyle and their coworkers after work. Young works on embedded control design for the military and is currently residing in Oklahoma.