wedding partY
Scott May
Best Man
Roommates with Kyle for 30+ solid years…
Holds the title for largest baby born at the Calgary Foothills Hospital in the year 1986…
The two things that he loves the most in life are vaping and ice cream…
Taylor McElhinney
Groomsman
Body type is a mix between a bag of milk and a greyhound…
The first time Taylor ever got drunk was with Kyle; He won a poker game, had his winnings stolen, and was then taken to a very sketchy house party…
Played a pivotal role in the greatest Vine video that never was, known only as “The Nightmare”…
Ryan Shelly
Groomsman
Wise old man that crossed paths with Kyle at Wynchemna (teaching ESL)…
Once road-tripped around the US of A with his hound dog, collecting stories along the way…
Certified Avalanche Chaser…
Micheal Bublé Doppelgänger…
Doug Perry
Groomsman
Incredible athlete that is good at everything he tries, but still loses to Kyle when it comes to golf, squash, and hockey…
Known for his chiseled jaw-line, durable face, and grotesquely disfigured hands…
Don’t smell his Flames jersey…
James Sutherland
Groomsman
Has known Kyle since Kindergarden, giving him the title of Kyle’s oldest friend…
Was involved in the first fist fight Kyle ever watched, when he beat up a kid outside the Plainsmen Arena…
Knows his way around any kind of engine…
If the sun is shining, you will find James lathered up with butter and soaking in the rays…
Braden Jepson
Groomsman
Molder of young minds, which is ironic because he looks very much like a child himself…
A true Flames fan that is forced to hangout with a slough of Oiler trash on a regular basis…
Currently growing a beard because he is one of the most caring, thoughtful brothers out there…
Doesn’t do backflips anymore…
Becca Glackin
Maid of Honor
Jenna’s younger, wiser, sportier, asian-ier sister…
Officially off the market as of October 2019…
Likes - Napping and the New York Mets…
Dislikes - Pineapples on pizza and sleeping in the van after one too many wine tour samples…
Serena Lodge
Bridesmaid
Proving opposites attract for over 15 years… Back in Jr. High they met at basketball tryouts… Serena - a tiny, brace-faced, bun-wearing ballerina became best friends with Jenna - a tough hockey-playing, self proclaimed ‘Sporty Spice’…
Once turned a wasp sting into Kardashian lip plumping challenge…
Currently holds the record for longest time rocking a baby in her arms (14 hours, 11 minutes)…
Taylor Froese
Bridesmaid
Jenna’s older cousin and long-time road trip co-pilot… In a two-year span, T & J once logged over 8,000 KMs on the road and sang Celine Dion songs for 75+ hours…
Red Deer’s newest & hottest Doctor…
Has literally been hit by a car in Chicago and it didn’t slow her down…
Kate Archer
Bridesmaid
Incredible athlete, but also incredibly clumsy… After one drink, her wrist strength becomes that of a toddler…
Watch out for “Kitty” if she starts dancing on chairs…
Voted most likely to lose her phone at the wedding…
Loves her boyfriend, B-Ray, and also loves farting in hot cars with all the windows up…
Jill Glenn
Bridesmaid
Everyone’s favourite East Coaster, and quite possibly the nicest person of all time…
Jill’s go-to party trick is balancing drinks on her head…
Has completed over 700 Orange Theory Fitness classes… And has only fallen off the treadmill once…
Ceanna Gehl
Bridesmaid
While living with Jenna for three years, Ceanna experienced (fake) burglar attempts, wild bunnies, and 6AM wake-up serenades…
Currently baking a bun in her oven that is due approximately three weeks before the wedding…
Ceanna is married to Mr. September from the 2015 Red Deer Firefighters calendar…